It is a solid five minute walk from my office to the kettle.
>> Wednesday, 19 May 2010
1) Set off to the kettle.
2) Arrive. No mug or tea bag.
3) Return to office.
4) Pick up mug.
5) Walk to reception.
6) Realise my mistake. Walk to kettle.
7) Return to reception to fetch mug.
8) Return to kettle. No teabag.
9) Return to office to get tea bag.
10) Return to kettle.
11) Boil kettle.
12) Bemoan not switching it on last time I was here.
13) Return to office with cup of tea.
14) Find tea bag in pocket.
4 comments:
5th attempt at posting this comment:
7/10: 1 point for each laps in IQ, and a bonus point for the sheer beauty of the dance.
And you can't even edit comments - OBVIOUSLY I meant lapse. Bloodystupidfuckinggoogleshit
@ShockAbsorbed - but you CAN delete them and start again. 4/10.
2/10 Points deducted for general big brother know-it-all behaviour
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